You don’t know pride, you don’t know fear, you don’t know anything…
You’ll be perfect.
when someone younger than you disrespects you
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
I’m still breathing. For me, sometimes, that will have to be enough
People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes
That cat swallows souls
This quote is just way too powerful not to reblog!
We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed.